Happy Father's Day! We wanted to share some lawn jokes with you on this special day.
A perfect Father's Day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken!
Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They are difficult to get started, and then they don't work half the time.
Dan: "Why do you water your lawn with whisky?"
Fred: "So that it comes up half-cut."
My neighbour Jim asked if he could use my lawnmower. I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? So that they can navigate back to their house!